Big Cock Ranch

Big Cock Ranch .75 oz Dip Shit Fruit and Cookie Dip BCR-DipShitFruit It's amazing that something so simple could taste so good. Mix the contents of the Dip Shit for Fruit (and Cookies) envelope with 8 ounces of sour cream and wait a few minutes for the flavors to meld. Use it as a dipping sauce, spoon it on top of strawberry shortcake, or toss with fresh fruit to prepare an unbelievable fruit salad. Get some of those high-dollar cookies and dip into the velvety smooth texture of Dip Shit and sit back and watch your friends as they become addicted to the flavors. Features • .75 oz bag • Spoon it on top of strawberry shortcake or toss with fresh fruit • Virtually any fruit comes alive with bursts of added flavor • Mix the envelope with 8 ounces of sour cream and wait a few minutes for the flavors to meld • Ingredients: Light brown sugar, vanilla powder, salt

Big Cock Ranch Good Shit Seasoning Taste the sweet difference! Good Shit Sweet n’ Salty Seasoning is a specially blended formula designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no other seasoning does. This blend will transform regular chicken, ribs, and pork into a masterpiece of flavors. Amaze your friends and hear them say, “Man this is some Good Shit!” Good Shit will add just enough sweetness to leave your taste buds dancing. Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken, Shit, put it on everything. But be forewarned, Good Shit is habit forming! Features • Specially blended formula designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no other seasoning does • Transform regular chicken, ribs, and pork into a masterpiece of flavors • Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken, Shit, put it on everything

Big Cock Ranch Bull Shit Seasoning Bull Shit is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. After extensive testing in our Shit kitchens, we have come up with the perfect seasoning to compliment the finest cut of beef on the planet, the ribeye. But just wait until you see how Bull Shit brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, filets, flatirons and sirloins! Features • The finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry • Compliments the finest cut of beef • Brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, filets, flatirons and sirloins! • Can be used on the Barbeque Grill, Smoker, Campfire, Slow Cooker, Instant Pot, Oven, Crockpot, Roaster, or Rotisserie • Perfect BBQ Lovers Gift

Big Cock Ranch Chicken Shit Seasoning We’ve got something to crow about! Chicken Shit is the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This isn't the same herbs and spices the fat man in the white suit uses; this is so much better! Chicken Shit is guaranteed to produce the juiciest, most succulent chicken imaginable. No matter how you prepare your poultry, Chicken Shit will bring out the best of the bird. Big Cock Ranch takes special care to blend all of their Shit seasonings to please the most discriminating tastes, and Chicken Shit is no exception. You'll rule the roost when you use Chicken Shit to make all your poultry fixin's burst with flavor. Features • Seasoning designed especially for chicken; make all your poultry fixin's burst with flavor • Produce the juiciest, most succulent chicken imaginable • Chicken Shit will bring out the best of the bird

Big Cock Ranch Special Shit All Purpose Seasoning Special Shit All Purpose Seasoning is a savory addition to any food! Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning unlike any other, Special Shit is guaranteed to send your taste buds reeling! For a real BBQ treat, fire up your grill and use our secret spice blend for grilling and barbeque. You’ll have delectable steaks, chicken, seafood, pork, potatoes, and veggies! Just add Special Shit and you’ll land rave reviews! Once you start using special shit, you'll never go back to that other shit you've been using. Features • Have delectable steaks, chicken, seafood, pork, potatoes, and veggies! • Combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning • Gluten and Msg Free

Big Cock Ranch 16 oz Hot Shit BCR-HotShit Hot Shit is unbdoubtedly the best salsa you will ever taste, no shit! We've all had the mind and palette-numbing salsa that is just way too hot to enjoy. Well they got tired of that bullshit and came up with a salsa you can actually enjoy. Its fresh taste, specially developed hotness, and blended texture all combine to create an out this world addition to any mexican food or just use it as a dip for your favortie chip. Features • 16 Oz Jar • Fresh taste and specially developed hotness • An out this world addition to any mexican food or just use it as a dip for your favortie chip • Ingredients: Tomatoes, Black Beans, Onions, Jalapenos, Ghost Chiles, Corn, Turbinado Sugar, Vinegar, Garlic, Salt, Spices

Big Cock Ranch No Shit Salt Free Seasoning No Shit was developed as an all-purpose seasoning to enhance the flavor of beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and eggs. Who could have imagined that a product without sodium could taste this good? Well folks, this just proves that Big Cock Ranch really knows their Shit around here. Those of you who have to limit your salt intake can rejoice in that no longer will you be confined to the "lemon and pepper" crap you've been using, or just going with pepper only. Though the recipe took a while to come together, Big Cock Ranch is confident that this is as good (or even better) than other shit products. Features • All-purpose seasoning to enhance the flavor of beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and eggs • No longer will you be confined to the "lemon and pepper" crap you've been using • This is as good (or even better) than other shit products • Gluten & Msg Free

Big Cock Ranch Aw Shit Seasoning Aw Shit Seasoning from Big Cock Ranch - Hot n' Spicy, specially blended for those who want a little heat in the cooking. This is just what the doctor ordered, the taste is Mexican meets Cajun. This shit seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say "Aw Shit!". You won't find this in your local grocery market. This is a special product and the spiciest of the Shit seasonings. Aw Shit will get you reaching for the nearest beer, but without having to "bite the bullet" the next morning. Whether you're a gourmet cook or a sadist trying to get even with a friend, Aw Shit will provide the extra heat to bring out your best. Perfect for Fajitas, Chicken Wings, Brisket & Steak. Features • Aw Shit is the Hot n' Spicy wild-child from the Special Shit family of spices by Big Cock Ranch • The best dry rub seasoning for your summer barbecue and grilling events • Flavorful and Robust: Aw Shit has more than enough kick to keep you on your toes but not so much kick to punish you the next morning • Made in Texas, USA: Home to some of America's finest BBQ! • No MSG or other weird shit.... This is pure unadulterated Aw Shit • Perfect for Fajitas, Chicken Wings, Brisket & Steak

Big Cock Ranch 14 oz Bad Ass Shit BCR-Badassshit Bad Ass Shit is a seasoning designed for the cook to add a new dimension of flavor to beef or pork. This seasoning does a couple of things most generic seasonings don't. First of all, it tenderizes meat without the use of MSG or other additives. Second, it was designed for you to be able to match it to your taste. If you like a strong flavor, use a lot. Subtle, then not so much. Be the Badass Chef in your kitchen with all the versatility of this seasoning! Features • 14 Oz Bottle • Add a new dimension of flavor to beef or pork • Tenderizes meat without the use of MSG or other additives • Designed for you to be able to match it to your taste

Big Cock Ranch 14 oz BBQ Shit BBQ Sauce BBQ Shit is specially designed to bring the fun back to grilling and smoking. With a combination of secret spices proven in the famous Shit family of dry rubs, BBQ Shit brings you a whole new way to enjoy the patented tongue-tingling goodness. Slather some of this unique sauce on all of your favorite meats. Make no mistake, this is not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill, grocery store BBQ sauce. Features • 14 Oz Bottle • Combination of secret spices proven in the famous Shit family of dry rubs • Slather some of this unique sauce on all of your favorite meats • Patented tongue-tingling goodness

Big Cock Ranch .75 oz Dip Shit Seasoning For Vegetables BCR-DipShitVeggie Dip Shit for vegetables and chips combines carefully seleted seasonings to create a dip unlike any you've had before. Wake up ordinary chips, vegetables, pretzels, or just about anything you can dream up! A unique dip that makes a welcome contribution to a party, or to just indulge yourself in private. With its slightly hot taste, you are subtlety encouraged to sip your adult beverage of choice slightly faster than normal. Features • Mix the envelope with eight ounces of sour cream and allow to chill for an hour • Dip your favorite veggies or chips, or even put it on a baked potato • Combines carefully selected seasonings • Wake up ordinary chips, vegetables, pretzels, or just about anything • Slightly hot taste • Ingredients: Beef bouillon granules, onion granules, crushed red pepper, parsley, sugar, chopped onions, garlic granules, white pepper